So “Anal Bleach” is a thing now

Nov 19, 2014 by

So “Anal Bleach” is a thing now

We got this flyer from one of our suppliers. I had no idea I had to bleach my asshole! It's so nice that the adult industry is looking out for us and anticipating our needs! What's next, anal fabric softener?

Really... is our culture so obsessed with bodily perfection that we need to bleach our butts? Okay, to be fair, this product can also be used on your vagina, penis, scrotum, nipples and underarms. But... really?

Personally, I prefer a darker asshole. It makes a better target.

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So I decided to try the sample they sent me. But I got carried away and applied it all over my body. Now I look like this.

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