Gnome on the Range

Aug 8, 2013 by

Gnome on the Range

Gnome, Gnome on the range, where the Big Sex Toys customers play...

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So why are we showing you a dildo in the shape of a garden gnome? Because we're sick and twisted, that's why! Just try to get this image out of your mind! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

Seriously... if something like this can even remotely be considered serious... we used to carry this product on our store about 10 years ago. Early this year we were contacted by the company that makes this product. We've had some of their products on the store for the past 10 years, but we found out that the supplier we were getting them from was selling knock-offs. We wanted to sell the original products, and we wanted to carry their entire line.

It took several months to work out an arrangement with them to get their products in. The company is in Belgium, so there were lags in the e-mail discussion, plus some confusions due to working with people for whom English is not their native language. Differences in culture, syntax and word meanings frequently got in the way.

But the products are on their way! We have two pallets of toys on a ship that's due to dock in Los Angeles in about four days. It will take some time for the shipment to get through customs and then get here by truck. And it's going to take a while to get all the products up on the store.

So stay tuned for updates. You'll be the first to know when the new products are available!

(And yes, there are a few Gnomes in the shipment.)

 

Update

The Belgian products sold well for us, but we just can't afford the extra time and effort to import products any more. We may order some gnomes again (the actual product name is the Ass Midget), but only in limited quantities. It turns out they're very popular in gift basket auctions for Leather title competitions!

2 Comments

  1. Rich

    I see that you are going to get a shipment of “new” toys from Belgium, including the “Ass Gnome”. If you can, can you notify me when the shipment gets in, I’d like to be the first to buy one.
    Thanks,
    Rich

    • Will do! We’re expecting them any day now, and it will take us a while to get them all unpacked and stocked. I’ll be sure to get the Gnome up as soon as possible!

      ~~ Grey

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