Swallowing a Huge Dildo

Jun 6, 2012 by

Swallowing a Huge Dildo

Yesterday I was updating the Huge Dildo Home Page with some new information about toy materials. When Swallow wrote the pages back in the 1990’s, most toys were made from latex. Today, the most common material for dildos is PVC. Rubbers (like latex) have different chemical compositions than plastics (like PVC). I was concerned about the procedures described by Swallow to construct a Huge Dildo by chopping the heads off double-ended dildos, melting the material from the heads, and using it to stick the two (or three) dildos together. While that might work with rubber toys, I have no idea whether doing the same thing with plastics would produce harmful fumes, or if the Huge Dildo would stay in one piece.

One of the best materials for sex toys is silicone. It's non-allergenic, easy to keep clean, and damned near indestructible. As I posted the update I was thinking that it would be great to have a Huge Dildo made of silicone. Then I remembered that I had one! Two of them, in fact! They’re 36” long, one of them is 1” thick and the other is 1-1/4” thick. Fantastic! I just had to remember where I put them last time I used them!

It didn’t take too long to find them. Now, I’ve had both of them up my ass, all three feet of them. It is an incredible feeling to have that much toy inside you. It takes some time and patience, and you have to be more careful the deeper you go. (I’m going to have to try Swallow’s cleaning out advice, and use heavy mineral oil as a lubricant as he recommends.)

But this time, I wanted to try deep throating the toy. This is where you start to wonder, was Swallow really on the level? Can you really suck 36” of dildo down your throat? Then I thought of all the sword swallowers I’ve seen. They put long things deep down their throats. And those things are hard, inflexible, sharp and pointed! A silicone dildo? No problem! Right? Time to find out.

I went into one of our bathrooms that I use for playing a lot. When the door is closed I can stick a toy with a suction cup to the door, and when I lean forward I can rest my arms on the counter right in front of the sink. It’s a very comfortable setup, and allows me to play for a long time with my longer toys.

My “every day” toy is the Super Star. If you’re familiar with the Black Balled Dildo (one of the best sex toys ever made), the Super Star is the same toy with a few extra inches. I can slide the first half in easily, then I gradually take the rest of it. On a good day I can take it balls-deep. The only thing that could make this toy better is if it had four extra-strength bullets down the length!

I decided as long as I was in the bathroom at the sink (with a mirror!), I might as well give my ass some fun too. So I smacked the Super Star onto the door, lubed it up, put the head to my ass and backed up onto it. I slid about six inches in, and then picked up the long 1" thick silicone toy.

Did I mention that it’s long? If I didn’t … it’s long! I’ve deep throated cocks before, but the longest I’ve ever done was about seven inches. So I wondered how much of the toy I would be able to take. Certainly not all 36 inches! I put the head in my mouth and started to suck on it, letting my mouth fill with saliva. (Another nice thing about silicone: it's tasteless and odorless!) Then I started sliding it in and out, a little deeper each time, till it was at the back of my mouth. I’ve got pretty good control of my gag reflex, but it’s been a while since I had anything back that far. So I started to gag a bit, but I just relaxed and held it there until my throat settled down.

I remembered Swallow’s advice, and just started trying to swallow more of the toy, sliding it in and out a bit and moving my tongue back. I probably had about 5” of the toy in my mouth, and it was feeling okay. I decided to try to get another inch or so in, so I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, relaxed, and pushed. And it just slid in, and kept sliding, and kept sliding more, until it hit something and stopped.

My eyes flew open, my throat spasmed, and I instinctively pulled back … and forgot that I had the Super Star up my butt. My ass opened up it slid all the way in. The balls hit my ass and there I was, 13” of dildo up my ass and I had no idea how much down my throat. The feeling was incredible.

That long dildo wanted to come right back out of my mouth, but I did my best to relax and keep swallowing and keep it in there. After a couple of seconds my throat relaxed, and I started to slide the toy in and out. I did that four or five times, then my brain told me that I had to get it out, now! I slid it out, not too fast but it had to get out of there! Finally the head popped out of my mouth, followed by what felt like a quart of saliva. My eyes were tearing up, my nose was running, saliva was dripping out of my mouth, and my legs were shaking.

After a few moments I remembered that I had a big rubber cock up my ass. I slid off of the Super Star, and took a few deep breaths. I looked at the toy in my hand. When I started to pull it out I had put my hand up to my lips so that I could see how much had been inside me. Being a geek, I had also thought to bring a ruler in with me so I could see exactly how much had been inside me! I measured it. Nine inches!

FUCK!

I had nine inches of dildo down my throat! Not bad for the first time.

I almost couldn’t believe it.

So I did it again.

I slid the Super Star back up my butt and, watching in the mirror this time, slid the long toy back down my throat. All the way, one smooth, continuous motion. All nine inches back down my throat again. I started sliding it in and out while rocking back and forth on the Super Star.

It was amazing. I had never felt anything like it. I didn’t want to stop. But my legs were starting to shake again, so I pulled both the toys out. I stood there for a few moments, looking at myself in the mirror and asking myself how crazy I really was. Then I cleaned up, went to my bedroom, and laid down on the bed. I thought about jacking off, but I fell asleep before I could do anything.

Well, you have to know that wasn’t enough. Before went to bed I double-fucked myself again. This could get to be habit forming! And Swallow was right, it does get easier. Like training your ass with big toys. Our parents spent a lot of time training us to keep our butthole shut tight unless we were using it for its intended purpose. So when you start shoving dildos up there your brain says, “No! One Way! Shut the back door! Get that out of there! Bad boy!”

Same thing with deep throating. This is your brain: “Nice day, isn’t it?” This is your brain with nine inches of dildo down your throat: “Ack! What the fuck is that? I can’t breathe! I’m going to puke! Bite sizes only! Chew your food before you swallow! What the hell are you thinking? Call 911!”

So what do you think was the first thing on my mind when I woke up today? That’s right: “Dildos … Mmmmmm … An important part of a balanced breakfast.” Into the bathroom, and stick Super Star to the door. (I should just super-glue the damned thing on there already.) Lube it up and slide that fucker right in. Don’t stop to take that morning piss, because a fat cock up your ass pressing on a full bladder is just that much more fun.

I rode the Super Star for a while, enjoying the feel of 13 inches of dildo sliding into my ass. Then I picked up my Huge Dildo. I hadn’t gotten to the store to pick up the mineral oil, so I lubed it up with Sex Grease. And then in it went. To the back of the throat. Get used to it, slide it in and out, feel that fat cock up your butt. Then push it in farther, down the throat until it hits that stop sign. Ignore your brain, breathe deeply and relax. (Yes, you can breathe at this point! Shut up, brain!) Damn, this is awesome! Weird, but awesome!

I pulled the dildo out, watching in the mirror as is slid all the way out. Took a few moments to relax. Get into the Dildo Zone. Back in, and back down, and hold it there. On his "how to deep throat" page, this is what Swallow calls the Third Stage. The First Stage is the back of the mouth. That’s pretty easy for most people. The Second Stage is the top of the throat, where the gag reflex hits. Getting past that takes some work, but a lot of people get there. The Third Stage is down at the bottom of the throat where the windpipe and esophagus split off. This is the panic point where the brain starts calling 911.

Swallow says that “the first few times you might have to shove harder than you might believe.” Right. So I decided to go for it. I took a couple of deep breaths and pushed hard, then I pushed harder, then I pushed some more ... and I felt the dildo go past the Third Stage. It went in, and in, and in. My brain was running in circles waving its hands in the air and screaming. The dildo hit bottom: what Swallow calls the Fourth Stage, the sphincter at the top of the stomach.

I just looked at myself in the mirror and repeated myself: FUCK! At this point you can’t breathe. This is where your brain turns blue and falls on the floor and moans, “I’m dying, it’s all over, tell Mom I love her!” I know that I can hold my breath for at least 90 seconds, and I know the dildo has only been down my throat for about five seconds, although it feels like five minutes.

I close my eyes and rock back and forth on the Super Star for a few moments. (Oh, yeah, there’s a massive dildo up my ass! Hi!) Then I open my eyes, put my fingers up to my lips for the depth mark, and slowly pull the dildo out of my throat. It keeps coming, and coming, and eventually slips out and I can see that I had more than half of it down my throat. In case I haven’t said it before: FUCK!

I was optimistic this time, and had brought a tape measure in with me and it laid out on the counter. I slipped off the Super Star, staggered over to the tape measure, and put the dildo down next to it.

Twenty. Two. Inches. I had 22” of dildo down my gut, and lived to tell the tale. Was Swallow really on the level? Yes, he was!

You may be wondering whether it hurt. No, it didn’t. There was some discomfort at the Third Stage, but nothing that I would call pain. I thought I might have a sore throat afterwards, but that didn’t happen. There’s just a strange feeling right at the Third Stage point as I write this, like my throat is saying, “Did something just… I thought… did you see anything… no, I’m imagining things… right?”

I’m going to take a day or two off from Dildo Swallowing and let my brain process this. And damn, I wish I knew a kinky doctor who would take x-rays of me with a long dildo down my throat all the way into my stomach and 13” of Super Star up my ass!

And yes, I will get past the Fourth Stage. And I will try this with the 1-1/4" dildo. And if people ask nicely, I might shoot a video and post it here.  😉

~~ Grey

 

4 Comments

  1. Salbites22

    I would love to see a video of you taking it in both holes

  2. Salbites22

    Would.you please put.one up

  3. Matt in the Hat

    Damn, this is sofa king hot! I would really love to see a video of this. I have a 36″ silicone dildo like the one you’re talking about and I’ve got video of me taking it anally, but I’ve never tried to deepthroat it. I’d love to be able to do both.

  4. I try to deep throat my dildos ever time I wash them. I can usually get 5″ in now I know that I can do much more.

    Chrissy

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